For over a month, I have been on a Facebook hiatus. What started out as a dietary detox and cleanse turned into a life cleanse, or at least, an attempt at one. One Tuesday last month, with a really fake positive attitude (who was I kidding?), I reluctantly eliminated gluten, alcohol, sugar, dairy and Facebook from my life. The gluten and sugar detoxes lasted a week (but it felt like an eternity). The alcohol detox lasted two weeks (bread and wine are key components of my favorite dinner… indeed, they are the only components of my favorite dinner). The dairy detox is still in effect. And, currently, I am slowly reintroducing Facebook into my diet (I'm cautiously hopeful that the reintroduction will not prompt any gastric distress).